Some people dislike when members of the bishopric ask about how the dating game is going. Here are ten witty responses.
10. My cat died.
9. I lost my favorite hat. No worries though, I'll find it...I'll find it.
8. Isn't that illegal?
7. Can you rephrase the question?
6. Do imaginary friends count as dates?
5. Dating has sort of lost its meaning since chivalry died. Chivalry was my car.
4. I'm just an old fashioned guy and apparently hitting someone and dragging them back to your cave is no longer considered a proper date.
3. If I give you all the juicy details now, you won't respect me later.
2. I figure all I need in life is a maid, a dog, and a prostitute.
1. No thanks, I'm saving that for marriage!
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
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