Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Fruitland Sleeping Arrangements

At the last Fruitland weekend, we discussed some of my quirks. For example, I really like sleeping on the couch. It just so happens that this couch is also the same one that an elderly family member passed away on. I figure he must have had good taste because that couch is super comfy (although, I am slowly becoming more and more inclined to the one in the tv room).
Why not sleep in the guest room? I know. I have heard that query many times, and here is my answer: the doll. The old doll of Consuelo's, the one without the eyes, is so creepy that I can't sleep there. The first time I slept there it was sitting on a chair facing me the whole night. It was so disturbing that the next night I put it in the closet and pulled the closet doors shut. I know it sounds odd, but, yes, I find the doll so creepy that I would rather sleep on a couch upstairs, where someone else never woke up, than in the guest room with that doll. Besides, if the doll really did ever become posessed and try to kill me, I think I would rather die on the couch. It's super comfy.