My New Year's predictions for '10:
Jason and Malu will return from Peru to find that Allan and Michelle have replaced them with a balding, elderly man and his wife, who enjoy eccentric "health" food and play Bang all day.
The Rage will be one step closer to fulfilling "The Master Plan", which will never be completed.
Shane will lose Eighty pounds, get an internship on KSL's Sportsbeat, and no longer seem huggable to Jason.
Scott will spend most of the year working to regain his health and gain weight, only to get sick again next year.
Asher will rarely be seen by his friends, and rumors will circulate that he has become a robot.
Sheeky will continue to dabble in this-and-that and no one will know exactly where he is or what he does for money.
Steven J. will change his major again. His degree will be in Psychology and he will become the first professional Analrapist.
Quesada will promise to go to the Festival of Colors, but bail at the last minute so he can make out with a random chick....again.
Big Steve and Consuelo will take Jonathon to Paris where he will inspire a revolution in the fashon industry with shiney button-up shirts and silky pajama pants.
On a luxury cruise of the Pacific Ocean, Oost will fall overboard and be washed ashore onto a remote island chain of New Guinea. He will be revered as a god from the waist down.
Brian Carl will date a professional body builder. Her name will also be Carl.
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You don't know how close I am to completing The Master Plan! It's so close I can taste it. That's what she said ;)
Bravo my friend. You should write more blogs, I enjoy them
What about Joe? I need to know what happens to Joe in 2010.
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