Well, for those on the edge of their seats from the last posting and franticly awaiting what I was going to decide to do, I have found a way to still become a high school teacher without spending so much time getting certified. But this made me realize something: I don't know Jack. I don't even know Jill. I imagine this is what a mid-life crisis feels like. It's a scary feeling when after four years of college the realization of an impending future draws closer. Now, this might just be that I am a chronic worrier. It might be that I really don't know Jack shiz about teaching. I don't know, I'm not a doctor. All I know is that it's uncormfortable and I don't want to think about it....at all....ever.
On the other hand, there are two new additions to the Basin that makes living here more enjoyable (now it's less horrifying than stabbing your eye with a fork, but about on par with finding out the chick you've been macking is a relative). The First improvement is the sun--haven't seen it in a while. So now the temperature is almost bearable and the snow is starting to melt, which is awesome because my truck likes huge puddles much more than huge piles of snow.
The second is that I went and bought an xbox 360. While being sinfully expensive (I think I vomited a little in my mouth when I heard the price) in some ways it is more fun than having a girlfriend:
1. It can be turned on and off from across the room without me even having to get up.
2. It never asks me "what I am thinking about". Yes, to any ladies reading this, that's annoying. Stop doing that.
3. It doesn't mind when I hang out with my friends because they can join in too!
I am sure there are other good reasons, but I can't think right now and have a lot of other things to do. If anyone out there can think of other reasons, they can comment on it.
Oh, one more thing. Since living in the Basin for so long, I am becoming more and more like a cowboy. Yeah. Big gulp huh? Well, see you later!
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3 comments:
School is gay.
And according to Brokeback Mountain, so are cowboys... sorry buddy. (Oh, my bad, just sheep herders.)
I think what jason is trying to say is that his school is gay. Going to class is gay i do agree. I would also be careful about the cowboy thing. Our balding friend is right about the whole brokeback mountain thing.
Wow, try being in college for a million years and still having no clue... not that that happened to anyone I know of. So, tell me what you are thinking these days...
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